Hey little mean dog
who lives down the street
don't snap at me
you might tear my pantlegy

hey little mean dog
who lives down the street
if you tear my pantlegy
i'll smite you with my cane

hey little mean dog
who lives down the street
if i lay down my cane
will you come and be my friend

hey little doggie
who lives down the street
i see you heard my plea
and you'll be friends with me

hey little doggie
who lives down the street
it's nice to be friends with you
my cane now lies in the street